Welcome, eh! I've put my little bit of Canada on the web as I know most folks who come to my site are American paintballers, eh! A lot of this stuff is just for fun, eh. So don't send me no mail calling me a hoser or anything, eh. Just take off, eh. Go to Tim Horton's and ask for a large "double-double" and a sense of humour to go, eh.
In here you will find things I have written about Canada, eh. I was forced to put this page up by my government, eh. I'm not very Canadian, eh. You see, I don't like beer, maple syrup or hockey, eh. I also vote, so that doesn't make me a very good Canadian, eh. It was either build this sight, eh, or be charged with High Treason Against the Dominion of Canada, eh.
I thought about putting French on here, eh. But where I learned to speak French, it's not real French, eh. It's called "shack" or "frenglais" (that's french for "frenglish", eh) . "Parkez la car dans la street" and "je vais allez a la store" aren't considered French in the rest of Canada. Worry pas, if some enterprising soul wants to translate the contents of this page into French, go for it, eh. I'm Acadian, eh. (Acadians are like Cajuns, but they're accent isn't as cool, eh.) We have two second languages and no first. Basically I'm functionally illiterate in both official languages.
So I hope you enjoy my personal view of Canada, eh!
If you want to link to this site, you can use this banner, eh!
You can link to http://www.durtydan.com
or
http://www.durtydan.com/ddcc/ddcmain.html
Oh yeah, lemme know if you do, eh.
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