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THE COMPLETE SITE INDEX FOR
WWW.DURTYDAN.COM

With Update Listings

Please Note: Major Updates and Additions will be announced on the newsgroups rec.sport.paintball and alt.sport.paintball

DURTYDAN.COM (DDCOM)
The general area of the site.
MAIN PAGE
Introduction
Site Map
Site Updates

Main Section Listings
Surf the site by your experience level
Webrings I Belong To
Sites with My Stuff on Them
The Thieves' Page
Special and Selected Links

DURTY DAN'S PAINTBALL SAFETY PAGES (DDPSP)

If you don't have time to read anything else -- READ THIS SECTION


MAIN PAGE Introduction Goggle Safety and Maintenance Barrel Plug Safety Marker Safety Pressurized Gases Safety Chronographs Alternate Safety Safety in the Natural Environment

DURTY DAN'S PAINTBALL INFORMATION SERVICES (DDPIS)
Information on paintball for all levels
MAIN PAGE Introduction

PART ONE - ABOUT PAINTBALL -- For people who know nothing about paintball.
All About Paintball What Paintball Isn't Why Paintball is not Like War Psychological Profile of a Paintballer Parents and Paintball Paintball and Corporations

PART TWO - BASIC PAINTBALL -- For people who know about paintball, but haven't played yet.
Your First Day of Paintball How to Check Out a Field Common Mistakes Top Ten Tips Basic Tactics How to Buy Paintball Equipment

PART THREE - INTERMEDIATE PAINTBALL -- For players who have played and would like to take up paintball on a regular basis and for players with less than five years playing experience.
Public Opinion and Paintball The Origins of Commercial Paintball How it Was and How it Is Paintball and the Environment How to Rate a Paintball Marker How to Rate a Field How to Rate a PLayer Reducing your "Noise Signature" Essentials of Paintball What Every Player Needs

PART FOUR - EXPERIENCED PLAYERS -- For players who have been playing for more than five years.
How To Treat Newbies Field Staff Primer How To Cut Costs How to Get Sponsors Stock Class Paintball Starting Stock Class in Your Area Comp Class, the Stock Class Alternative

DURTY DAN'S PAINTBALL DICTIONARY (DDPD)
The largest on-line paintball lexicon.
MAIN PAGE Introduction A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

DURTY DAN'S RELIABLE REVIEWS (DDRR)
NEW!
MAIN PAGE Introduction Ronin Gear 6+1 Tourney Harness Bags, Cases (and other stuff) of Ronin Gear Doc Machine Tourney Stock Harness Spanky's Paintball Cobra Body Sniper 2

DURTY DAN'S HOW TO (DDH2)
Tips and Tricks for Paintballers
MAIN PAGE Introduction Improving Your Accuracy Animal Tactics How to Assess Your Opponents Body Consciousness Building a Team Camouflage Five Ways to Improve your Skills Paintball Personalities Recreational Tournaments Routines Scenario Games the Proper use of Smoke Tips and Tricks Paintball Time Management Paintball Security Playing with a Pistol Responsible Outlaw Play The Paintball Hunter Fallback Tactics Paintball Clubs: the Team Alternative

DURTY DAN'S PAINTBALL CLIPART (DDPC)
Paintball related clipart. Best of all, it's FREE!
MAIN PAGE Colour Art Black and White Art Animated Art

SPECIAL PAINTBALL LEISURE ACTIVITY TIME (SPLAT)
The largest collection of game variations on the web.
MAIN PAGE Introduction

CAPTURE THE FLAG GAMES
MAIN PAGE Original Format Game Basic Capture the Flag Centre Flag Down but not Out Gettysburg Gun Run Kick the Bucket Mystery Teams Reinforcements Three Flag Blackjack Charge of the Light Brigade Capture the Pool Animal Capture the Bucket Soccer Target Start Other Things To Use Instead of Flags

HUMAN OBJECTIVE GAMES
MAIN PAGE Bunny Hunt Courier Dueling Hide 'N' Seek Hostage Rescue Human Flag P.O.W.s Shoot the Captain Tag Traiditor Trophy Hunter

TEAM GAMES
MAIN PAGE Annihilator Paintburner Recon Attack and Defend

TARGET SHOOTING GAMES
MAIN PAGE Follow Me Long Shot Timed Long Shot Rapid Fire Random Rapid Fire Reach for the Top Target Run

MORE TO COME!

DURTY DAN'S ADVANCED PAINTBALL PAGE (DDAPP)
Not for newbies.
MAIN PAGE

SPLATRACKER
Instruction Page and Download

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY OF PAINTBALL
MAIN PAGE Secrets of Technology Paintball Ballistics Ranges

VENARIUS

SCENARIO GAME GUIDE


DURTY DAN'S HAND SIGNAL SYSTEM


SHI-TAMAJUTSU The Art of the Four Spheres, The "Martial Art" for Paintball


MAIN PAGE

DURTY DAN'S PUMP AND STOCK PAGE (DDPASP)
Not for SEMIS.
MAIN PAGE Introduction
Stock Class Rules How to Start Stock Class in Your Area Tips and Tricks for Stock Class Players Comp Class, the Stock Alternative How to Play with a Pistol Stock Class Players, Don't Get all Full of Yoursleves To AT or not to AT . . . That is the Question Stock Class Terminology Kiss My O-ring: Proper Pump Player Attitude Keep Those Caps Is Hi-tech Heresy? Fast Reload Drill Fast Recharge Drill What Is Stock Class? Pump and Stockguns -- Picks of the Litter

SPLATHAPPY (HAPPY)
The paintball humour page.
MAIN PAGE Introduction Surrealist Paintball Murphy's Laws of Paintball -- According to Durty Dan How to Play in a Kilt Curse You, Little Paintball Durty Dan's Great Historical Moments in Paintball Durty Dan's Daffy Definitions Paintball Jokes Durty Dan's Key Indicators Practical Jokes for Paintball Saving Money Ten Paintball Mishaps How to Tell Paintball War Stories Politically Correct Paintball Terms When I Started Playing Paintball . . . Paintball Conspiracies Page Why Paintball is so Popular Three Dumb Refs The Difference Between a Cool Player and a Weenie A Secret Report My Goggles Will Fog Hosing How Much is That Semi in the Window? Intergalactic Explorer's Guild Report on Paintball Jingle Bells Paintball Limericks Reffin' like a Madman My Paintgun The Ten Phases of a Failed Event I Play Semi/I Play Stock This Paint is Crap Whirring, Whirring Little Feeder The Teammate Talkin' Trash Shoot the Squids She'll Be . . . If Shakespeare Played Paintball Shot Classes Durty Dan's Polite Responses th Adventures of Sidd and Kidd

DURTY DAN RANTS 'N' RAVES (DDRAR)
Read about all the things in paintball I like to Rant 'N' Rave about.
MAIN PAGE Introduction the Carry-on Paint Debate Charity Begins at the Field Industry Cop-Outs Just the Facts Firepower Will Be Our Ending the Generation Gap the Good Ol' Days Durty Dan's Hate Mail What Was Old Is New Again Random Thoughts Scenario Games -- the Tourney Alternative How the Sport Ruined Semis Paintball Snobbery Shut Up -- Preachy Stock Players Technology We Do Need Technology vs Skill Why I Don't Like Tourneys Pump vs Stock vs Semi Quit Yer Whining the Wiper at my Field All of this is Your Fault Paintball and TV the Different Diameter Conspiracy Playing Pump

DURTY DAN'S DOMAIN (DDD)
My personal page.
MAIN PAGE Introduction My Picture My Bio My REAL Bio The Guns of Durty Dan Help Me Translate My Motto Durty Dan's Laws of Paintball The Durty Dan Myth How to be a Paintball Writer When I Started Playing Paintball . . . Wanted: Markers and Equipment My Second Published Article APG Premier Issue Cover Pictures of Me! Durty Dan's Photo Album rec.sport.paintball FAQ My First Non-Paintball Published Article

DURTY DAN'S TOKYO TRIP (DDTT)
NEW!
I was in Japan on business for a whole month and I've selected a few photos for your enjoyment. Hey, you may even larn something about Japan. CLICK HERE

DURTY DAN ENTERPRISES (DDE)
DURTY DAN ENTERPRISES IS OUT OF BUSINESS

DURTY DAN'S CANADIAN CORNER (DDCC)
My unique view of the Canadian identity.
MAIN PAGE Introduction Fifty Things Americans Should Know ABout Canada Only in Cana-DUH! Why Maritimers Should Never Move "Out West" The Official Canadian Redneck Page Canadian Clipart Twenty Five Things to Tell Americans Canadian Content TV Famous Canadians Canadian Statistics Unusual and Unique Canadian Place Names Maritimer-English Dictionary Twenty Reasons Why Canada Is the Greatest Country in the World Canadian Lynx A Map of Canada Why You Should Be Proud to be Canadian Canadian Jokes Provincial Mottos that Never Made the Cut

MINDLESS RAMBLINGS OF A SANE MAN (MRSM)
My philosophies of life.
MAIN PAGE
Page 1 -- I believe
Page 2 -- destiny, life on other worlds, coffee, smoking, don't do drugs
Page 3 -- listen to your father, listen to your mother
Page 4 -- piercing and tattoos, over 40, abortion, why can any idiot have kids, stupid people and natural selection
Page 5 -- excuses & reasons, TV signals, aliens visitors are time travellers, to the young bucks
Page 6 -- cat lover, women, chemical imbalance, fixing the problems of the world, giving your opinion
Page 7 -- evolution and modern society, misplaced healthcare priorities, the gov't doesn't care--and I can prove it
Page 8 -- pagan, crow, black-cents
Page 9 -- men need to get a grip, perspective, novelty b’day cards, go fast/siren
Page 10 -- de-alco beer, changes required, nineties man, treating women like ladies, girlie pictures, PC
Page 11 -- role in life, pity/envy, capitol punishment

Page 12 -- I used to be a racist, why people lie, the TRUE political systems
Page 13 -- all politicians are liars, feminism and the loss of femininity, why are important people important?, charity begins at home

DURTY DAN'S ARMY LIFE PAGE (DDALP)
The funnier side of the Canadian army.
MAIN PAGE Introduction Most Everything I Learned About LIfe I Learned in the Infantry Everything Else I Learned About LIfe I Learned in Military Intelligence Murphy's Laws of Combat You're in the Army When . . . You're Really in the Army When . . . Now that I'm a Civillian . . . A Real RSM The Army, Then and Now How to Tell if You're a "Cold War Vet" The High Tech Army Everything is Relative-By Rank The Chain of Command Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Simulating Being in the Canadian Army You're an Army Brat What Officers Say . . . The Differences Between Infantry, Tankers and Artillery Canadian Army Links Code of Conduct for the Canadian Infantier