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Find out about paintball safety! This is a link to Durty Dan's Paintball Safety Pages.
Durty Dan, the scourge of the paintball field!
Find out all about the greatest paintball player of all time.
Just in case you don't have a sense of humour . . .
Here's my professional bio, the used by the company I work for.
"Play Hard! Play Fast! Play Safe!" in many languages. I'm always looking for more translations.
MY NEIGHBOURHOOD -- FROM SPACE
See where I live via satellite imagery!
There was a version from rec.sport.paintball that had been modified and is displayed proudly on many websites. However, it's not an Original Durty Dan, and that's important. (Yeah, right.) This is the original and unedited version.
For some reason I have a fearsome reputation. This may help explain it.
A serious guide to help you get published in paintball
A serious article on the reasons why this is impossible.
TIPS AND TACTICS FOR STOCK CLASS PLAYERS
Lots of stuff to help you play stock.
Seriously folks: I am looking for several marker types and different pieces of equipment -- you may have some in your closet.
Seeing how I can't find the APG with my first article, I decided to put a scan of my second article. I'm sure if I looked hard enough in all my storage boxes I could find it, but I'm far too lazy . . . er . . . BUSY . . . for that.
This is a scan of the cover of the premier issue of APG, 1987. It's a big file so be patient.
Everyone asks me what markers I own. Check them out!
Me, me, me, me, me. If there are pictures of anyone else, it's because they got into the frame accidentally.
I didn't write this one, but I thought I'd include it. Everything you need to know about posting on the newsgroup rec.sport.paintball!
NEW! MY FIRST NON-PAINTBALL PUBLISHED WORK
Nothing to do with paintball, an article I wrote for the company I work for on "Competitive Intelligence"
