DURTY DAN'S LAWS OF PAINTBALL

Durty Dan's First Law of Paintball
If ya ain't safe, ya ain't playin'

Durty Dan's Second Law of Paintball
Never give up, never say die, fight to the end, and take as many of the bastards with you, when you go.

Durty Dan's Third Law of Paintball
Learn from other people's mistakes, because you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Durty Dan's Fourth Law of Paintball
No matter how good you are, there's always someone better.

Durty Dan's Fifth Law of Paintball
No matter how bad you are, there's always someone worse.

Durty Dan's Sixth Law of Paintball
Technology should NEVER be a substitute for skill.

Durty Dan's Seventh Law of Paintball
If you DON'T have the flag -- you're an obstacle.
If you DO have the flag -- you're a TARGET!

Durty Dan's Eighth Law of Paintball
Four Constants Of High Pressure Situations

  1. CONSTANT air -- isn't.
  2. QUICK changes -- aren't.
  3. BARREL CLEANing squeegees -- won't.
  4. NO FOG lenses -- will.

Durty Dan's Ninth Law of Paintball
Good players ACT, average players React.

Durty Dan's Tenth Law of Paintball
Wear your goggles and the only thing that can get permanently injured, by a paintball, is your pride.

Durty Dan's Eleventh Law of Paintball
It's easy to be a good shot on the target range, the targets don't shoot back.

Durty Dan's Twelfth Law of Paintball
You'll never HAVE a chance if you never TAKE a chance.

Durty Dan's Thirteenth Law of Paintball
The only thing worse than a bad loser is a bad winner.

Durty Dan's Fourteenth Law of Paintball
Most people who TALK a good game don't PLAY a good game.

Durty Dan's Fifteenth Law of Paintball
Whoever said, "Nobody ever remembers second place," never finished in third place.

Durty Dan's Sixteenth Law of Paintball
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.

Durty Dan's Seventeenth Law of Paintball
There are only two times when you will get hit, when you're

  1. alone; or
  2. with someone else.

Durty Dan's Eighteenth Law of Paintball
I'd rather see a THOUSAND LOUSY players with GOOD attitudes, than see ONE GOOD player with a LOUSY attitude.

Durty Dan's Nineteenth Law of Paintball
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are" Theodore Roosevelt

Durty Dan's Twentieth Law of Paintball
RELAX! It's just a GAME!

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