MY GOGGLES WILL FOG

(Sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")

Oh, I’m cursed with lense smog,
'Cause I sweat like a hog,
It happens each time I play.
Because of my vapour,
They’re as clear as wax paper,
and I cannot continue to play.

My goggles will fog,
No matter what gadget I buy.
In spite what I do,
I still have no clear view,
But it’s better than losing an eye.

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