Chorus
Jingle Bells,
Paintball shells,
Players in the bush.
Sneak around behind them
And hose their stupid tush.
Oh, Jingle Bells,
Paintball shells,
Players in the woods.
Take your semi marker and
Hose them down real good.
Dashing through the woods,
With my semi gun,
Shooting lots of paint,
Having lots of fun.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat,
Mowing players down,
Causing them to cry in pain,
And writhe upon the ground.
[chorus]
I really like to shoot,
Lots and lots of paint,
lighting players up,
hearing their complaints.
Listen to 'em whine,
And moan and cry and bitch,
Hearing all that great big fuss
Just makes my finger itch.
[chorus]
I really hate it when,
They feel they’ve had enough,
The start to shoot like me,
Making playing rough.
Hosing’s really great,
Except when you’re the one,
Whose getting hosed by seven guys,
And then isn't fun.
[chorus]
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