Whose loader weighed over a ton.
"It save me reloading,”
He said to me gloating,
"And it shades me quite well from the sun.”
There was an airsmith named Phil,
who used dynamite, instead of a drill.
They found both his hands,
in far away lands,
and his butt near a field in Brazil.
There was a player named Clair,
whose opponent was covered in hair.
When he broke from cover,
she did discover,
She’d been shooting Smokey the Bear.
A team who way always first place,
always maintains a fierce pace.
The secret there is,
all day, they don’t 'wizz’,
'cause it keeps them from staying in place.
Do you hate to play when it’s raining?
A solution I now am explaining.
To stay dry as bone,
Just stay at home.
And save us all your complaining.
Lending your marker’s a drag.
It comes back as loose parts in a bag,
not one screw can be found,
the barrel’s not round,
and the sight of the valve makes you gag.
Fred needed consent from his spouse,
To play (or get out of the house).
To get her good wishes,
He’d wash all the dishes,
For he wasn’t a man, but a mouse.
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