Chorus
This paint’s crap, and I’m real mad,
This paint’s crap, and I’m real mad,
This paint’s crap, and I’m real mad;
I’ll throw it all away.
The paint it was not even round,
The seam around it, not quite sound,
It hooked to the left at fifteen yards,
It makes good shooting really hard.
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They looped and hooked and even curled,
It was the worst paint in the world,
It bounced on them and broke in my gun;
Lousy paint is not much fun.
[chorus]
The paint’s so bad I just could cry,
I can e’en see it when it flies,
I don’t even know where it will land,
I may as well toss it all by hand.
[chorus]
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