I’m only here to buy a squeegee,
I can’t really spend that much cash.
My wife told me not to even come here,
She threatened my head she would bash.
[chorus]
I’d like to buy a 'Mag or a 'Cocker,
But I’ll settle for a Tippmann for now.
It’s just as good, and less expensive,
But my wife will still gave a big cow.
[chorus]
I’ll buy some loaders and a butt pack,
An air tank with remote rig.
Of course now I’ll need a good gear sack,
I’ll need one that is real big.
[chorus]
I should have listened to my missus,
Now I have a permanent slouch.
My posture has gone to the dogs now,
Because I now sleep on the couch.
[chorus]
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